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    Candy Hearts-Warming

    Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

    Emily has 22 kids in her class. Eliza has 19. This means that Valentine’s Day lasts for a week or more with leftover candy and sweet sentiment (and wrappers and sugar highs.) Today in the car, Eliza, who is three, opened a little packet of candy hearts–the chalky kind with the little sentiments like “Hug [...]

    Easy Cheese

    Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

    This post is probably going to subject me to more ridicule than yesterday’s cheesy Statesman letter (“photo gives us hope…”good gracious…) But I press on anyway. I accidentally became a slacker mom Monday. I am in charge of snacks for Elizabeth’s preschool class this week, and when I got home yesterday from picking her up, [...]

    Christmas Bliss

    Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

    Two red shirts, size 3T and 6, bought in a frantic 5-minute blitz at JC Penney: $19.95 Two sets of pictures, printed instantly on a dye-sub printer Deanna now covets: $37.85 Cost of items requested during the ensuing discussion–2 Glow-in-the-dark Doodle Bears: $49.90 NO LINE TO VISIT SANTA AT THE MALL: Priceless Eliza, age 3 [...]

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